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"i dunno"-emily on being asked for a quote.
"what you don't wanna see his weewee?"-karen
"look mountain trees!"-lori
"A pornhorn!"-lori
"what? i thought the utters were under the cow's neck"-lori
"i just prevented you from suicide"-anita after hitting me in the stomach
"windows suck.....windows are innapropriate"-matt & travis
"im gay!"-rick
"there is a mysterious herb in my cracker!"-me
"you colorado people are stupid"-andrew r.
"are you always this weird?"-andrew r.
"Thank you cow"-brent
"yeah i eat so fast. its just an extra for being a canova"-kate
"Maggie, i saw you making out with a BOY!"-reed
"not at all son, no smoothness was seen"-brent
"so andrea, did maggie tell you that we congradulate you for being
you?"-tim
"she follows you like a sickness"-unknown
"are you stalking me?"-the guy anita and i followed around denver
"now YOU have a friend in the diamond buisness"-Tom
"i dont like arielle. she likes me!"-david
"dude they're all asian"-anita and me at the same time
"are you sure that wasnt just mold?*almost pukes*"-FISH WOMAN
"there was something white on his head, and it was his brains"-thomas c.
"albertvilleopen....albert will open!"-anita, me, rick, and lauri
"'Jesus loves that his birthday boosts luxury good sales!'"(-someone) ".......Christmas is jesus' birthday?"-anita
"Well someday you will [hear it], and you will smile and think of pudding."-me talking to emily about listening to a good
song
"Oh wow all those quotes really made the hair on my buttcrack
tingle..."-a mermaid
"I hate Canadians and their stupid bacon and syrup so Im moving to
Canada...."-me
"Did you hear it? Thats the crust"-anita
"Quality time with cookies, not friends!"-me
"You dripped cholera all over me!"-me talking to anita
"Are you sad because your parents don't support the leper colonies in hawaii?"-me
"SccRREEppppppZZZ"-static the mexican ghost
"I'm going to play bingo at seven."-grandmother
"Yes there are - my dad lived there."-anita arguing that there are leper colonies in hawaii
"That's fine but i have x-ray vision and can see through windows."-me
"But everyone knows cancer gives you sleep!"-anita misquoting neil
"No! Bad kid, you don't just pull an oven out of a wall! Go to the couch. Time out for ten minutes! I'm serious!"-my dad
"I thought you were a homeless bear."-my mum
"Mira! ... Que pasa? ..."-my dad immitating mexicans
"I knew this guy in highschool who tried to close a pipe bomb with a hammer... he lost a finger... and a testicle"-my dad
on why not to build bombs
"Andrea, you have skin on your foot!"-maggie
"I've been hit with a noodle"-anita
"Oh my Go----*chokes*"-anita paying for her sinner language
"Mychickenwah"-anita trying to speak japanese
"Jillian, arielle smells like you."-amanda
"Don't talk to me about Jesus."-thomas
"Stop it, I don't need to throw up!"-me
"You just answered life."-rick
"I guess that's the kind of guy i am.... I mean girl"-anita
"Put in something i said!"-daddo
"I have a life"-andrew
"You just explained life in a walnut"-anita
"That was the looking for highliter noise"-me
"I'm having a heart attack in my foot"-me
"She's whithering like a pruney flower"-anita
"Just insert a baby inside of your whomb"-anita
"You're a fute"-me
"What's a period?"-travis (who is 14) asking about a certain time of month
"Jillian don't pick your hair at the table!"-my mommo
"God ate the queen!"-me
"I'm a tickle artist"-anita
"Shook a little bird outta the bottom of you pants"-anita misquoting the moldy peaches
"You look like a retard on drugs that's chained to a chair!"-anita
"My teeth are wearing fur sweaters"-mommo
"Yeah. With my hair."-me responding to the question "did you eat the last one?"
"You're eating all my soda!"-me
"I am a human sewing machine - I mean eating machine..."-me
"His freckle is talking to me!"-me
"There's a spicy on my toe..."-me
"Find an affordable Denver Limosine!"-click here
"How 'r y'all doin' tuhdai?"-the scary man
"I'll have some tumor!"-me
"Life is a porno w/ tragedy, jokes, and food."-me
"Why would kids get off on Martin Luther King Day? It's a BLACK holiday!"-my daddo being racist
"Do you want to lick the goat?"-me talking to dog
"I found an albino cookie!"-me
"I'm taking this big one with the good bottom."-my brother talking about a cookie
"I'm knitting my fingers to the bone!"-mommo
"Ha, he's shaped like Jesus!"-me
"whoa, it was like a party. i opened it up and it was like a band playing in there!"-mommo when opening the fridge
"declan, i bought you a good mexican."-daddo
"But not as strange as a boy who eats only one lentil!"-mommo
"Yes, of course, squirrels!"-all of us who heard them scratching in the walls
"I spill water on myself all day!"-mommo
"He's the Grinch's ex-boyfriend!"-Nick Padula
"Stop! No more children!"-an evil
"All men are born women!"-anita misquoting the constitution
"Sometimes, you just need to doodle!"-not to be said
"Why are you sitting like a little penguin?"-mommo
"I'm hackin' up a woozle!"-me... then the neighbors laughed... did they hear us?
"My nose is a kicking ground!"-me
"Girl, you ate!"
-my mom being black... im sorry if i seem racist... im not really...
"Being a retard makes me feel all warm and bloody inside!"-me
"I used to like to yo yo, until i got boobs."-arielle
"Andrea, you look like a princess without a head!"-grant
"What did burritos ever do to you?"-mother to declan
"You don't want to know!"-declan to mother
"I don't like this... I really don't like this..."-mother when shown Fetusmart
"He's stuffing his knee!"-anita
"We only wear my grandmother on Halloween."-arielle
"Well the name says its upside down cake so i needed to turn it upside down."-lori eating pineapple upside down cake (which
we all know is already upside down when it's on your plate)
"You have salt in your hair!"-trevor looking at my dandruff
"I just ate a cracker out of your hair."-claudia
"Jillian has a cracker in her hair!"-my entire math class
"Flips are obscene!"-neighbor
"I was looking at your penguin!"-my mother being bad
"Don't worry, this won't hurt a peep."-me
"I'm desperate to start investing in stocks."-travis
"Don't stay on the phone too long, you'll get ear cancer."-mum
"I don't cuss. I think it's boring."-benda
"I'm a lady's man!"-me (im a girl)
"Every time someone says 'surprise' i think of poo."-me
"If you wash too many childs you get wet"-imaginary father
"Holy safety hazard!"-********
"You know how on your site it says 'declan i brought you a good mexican'? Well there's no such thing as a good mexican!"-emily
(talking about mexican food)
"I leave pants on yo back poch!"-the infamous ganster
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