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I've changed the lyrics to some songs/nursery rymes and written them down on this page.

Mary had a Little Goat
 
Mary had a little goat
Little goat
Little goat
Mary had a little goat whose fur was back as night.
Everywhere that Mary went
Mary went
Mary went
That goat was sure to go.
It followed her to Catholic school one day
Catholic school one day
Catholic school one day
And the teacher screamed "Oh, no, get that satanic animal out of my [censored!] classroom!"
 
Mourning Bells: Death of Brother John
 
Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping, Brother John?
Brother John?
Why are you not waking?
Your soul's for the taking, Brother John.
Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping, Brother John?
Mourning bells are ringing.
Mourning bells are ringing.
Please wake up.
Please wake up!

COMBINED LYRICS
 
Today is fire
And she burns
I thought about fire in the sky
She burns
She bangs
I'm falling faster down
To my mother
With my funny little monkey
I ain't got no crystal ball
As my heartstrings come undone
Sometimes I'm dreaming
Of my pictures of you
You stupid ho
Hold me down
Won't let me go the wrong way
Told me how
All the sinners have to pay
And we won't let you in
I don't wanna live like my father
I don't wanna
Take this waltz
Dammit, man I knew it was a mistake
I don't wanna let fear rule my life
How the hell did I get so far away
This time
I took my time
Please tell Mom this is not her fault
Cuz I hate everything
I even hate you to so
One two
Earth shoe
When I have to puke at night
I just throw up on my sheets
I thought about a burning fire
I thought about your love
Take my hand,
I'll lead you to the promise land,
And
As I recall
You were just about to
Kill 'em all.

The "Yay!  Ulcer!" Song
 
Yummy yummy yummy
There's a hole in my tummy
And its eating my tissue!
Yummy yummy yummy
There's a hole in my tummy
And I'm bleeding on the inside!
Yay!
Ulcer!
Yummy yummy yummy
God it hurts
Kill my tummy
And put me out of my pain!
Ouch!
Ulcer!
Yay!

If all else fails, jump off the roof and hope to fly.