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This is the page I have decided to write my questions about the world in.  They're not exactly "universal questions," because some of them have answers.

Do the lightbulbs in streetlights ever die?  I've never seen someone change one, and I live in front of one.  How is it that flourescent lights never die?  What makes them so special?  Maybe I'm just an uneducated loser.

Why is latin a "dead language" if people still use it?  Shouldn't "dead" mean it's not used for anything?  What do scientists have to say about that?

Is it possible to become addicted to ink?

Can fat people have more body piercings because they have a bigger surface area?

If God is real, why don't more poeple hate him?  Think about it:  every ruler has enemies, just like every person does.  So why does God have so many fans?  Are they just afraid?  Of what?  Doesn't God love them?  If God loves everybody, why does he send so many of them to Hell?  Can't he send them to rehab instead?  That would be the loving thing to do!

What is a woodchuck?  Isn't it a goundhog or something?  Why don't they call beavers woodchucks instead?

What exactly do sugarplums look like?

Have you ever wondered if what i interperate as green may be completely different from what you see?  Right now, you are reading GREEN text.  What if it looks green to you now, but if you looked through my eyes, you'd think it was red?

If the sun were red, would the sky be purple?

Is our solar system an atom in something gigantic we can't picture?  In science they say atoms are mostly empty space, and the pictures of atoms remind me of the rotational patterns of the planets around the sun...

Aliens exist, because if space is infinate, then it's impossible that Earth is the only planet with intelligent life.

FACT: schitzofrenia is not inherited  (phew, I'm safe)